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So NEwayz i was on the internet and i saw this young girls name Ashley Kervin, she was talkin with the other girls and she was saying well she was moving on and a good friend of mine Ariel had called me on the phone seems that she has laid a small bottle of pepsi next to her bed seems that someone had spilled the pepsi creating a large stain mom tried sprays she tried scrubbing NOTHING would remove the stain..in the morning when i was putting on my socks what happened was that i sat down on the wet spot the rest of the evening my butt cheeks were scrubbing together causing a terrible rash dad recomended horse salve for the rash..anyway! seems that happend was...MMMM!!! rash gone, a now have a giant boil that needs lanced..dad had called me a filthy pig and it seems as i had to toot and lifted my leg as so i could blast a hot air storm past my little brothers face..then! what happened was that i had a warm sensation running down my leg, seems someone needs a tissue...or two..and a shower, a clean up crew up 6, some rubber boots, a hasmat  suit, a bucket, a squigey, and some sented toiletrys...anyhow! that is the story of my life..